In these archives are the past news postings. The most recent postings will be at the top.
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Bill Gates determined to be a total putz by Supreme Court.
Earlier today, as the lawyers for Mr. Gates were surrounding thier fleeing client in front of the supreme court, it was discovered that the ruling handed down by the court was that Bill Gates is a Putz and should be flogged with wet noodles. Also in attendance for the defense today was the infamous Matlock. What this means for prosecuters is that Mr. Gates is likely to get an appeal and overturn the decision next time around. Probably because the adept senior of the courtroom will find a soda can with the fingerprint of Mr. Gates on it that was nearly thrown out by the cleaning staff of the hotel he stayed in while in court, and by some twisted act of aged folksy logic, this will prove his client innocent. We will of course keep you abreast of the situation as it unfolds. Received From: Total Liar.com Posted by: Scoundrel Adams |
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